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October 7, 2009  
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So once upon a time this one doo named Parker E. G. Hoffman was born. It was in a not so far away land named Saint Paul in the year of 1992. During the course of the next ten years he lived in a van down by the river and roamed the streets at night looking through people’s windows to watch TV. Then in the midst of his travels he found this one place called “high school” he could go for free lunch and started to like it. But unfortunately the lunches turned inedible and he left school and went back on the road again to look for greater truth and real food. His cholesterol levels are as follows: HDL Cholesterol 52 mg/dL, Triglycerides 58 mg/dL, LDL-Cholesterol 83 mg/dL, and CHOL/HDLC Ratio 2.8

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