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April 8, 2010  
Filed under Humor, Top Stories

By Luther Buhr

Congratulations Seniors you’ve done it! You Graduated! High school is over! Wait… I’ve just received breaking news; the Seniors still have another Quarter! They in fact, are not done with high school at all.

Around this time of year high school Seniors begin to feel the effects of a terrible and nearly fatal disease. This epidemic is known as Senioritis. Senioritis causes high school Seniors to feel the need to stop participating or in fact stop caring about school at all.

All Seniors feel the pain, but it is the strong who can fight the urge and continue to actually do their work and get good grades! The weak suffer.

The truth is Senior year is when you should be working the hardest. This is because the day you begin your college classes in the fall, your work ethic is expected to be at max potential. If all you’ve been doing throughout your high school Senior year is slacking and skipping homework, then when you have to suddenly read eighty-five text book pages in two nights you will have no idea what to do; panic; and ultimately fail.

“For the hundredth time, Senioristis is not a real disease!” explains Dr. John Doe when asked of the problems associated with the epidemic. We are convinced that even though Dr. Doe denies it, this problem has a serious potential to someday become a “real” disease only to be cured by trial and error.

“Senioritis make me hurt inside…” whimpers Como Park Senior Jesus Caballero when informed of his disease.

College is right around the corner students, so don’t lose it now. Stay on top of your game and keep those grades up! Only ONE more quarter, it’s not that hard to just do your homework and stay awake during class but it is very very important, especially with the AP Tests nearing.

Photo taken by Sam Daggy. edited by Shannon Hark

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