U.S. Senate Becomes the Cat’s Meow
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October 3, 2009
Filed under Humor
After an angry senator’s inappropriate outburst loses all credibility for the GOP, the 155 year old party has now been fully replaced by adorable little kittens. Though at first there was widespread skepticism over replacing experienced political veterans with these darling kittens, it seems that public opinion on the subject is quickly changing.
32 year old Minneapolis resident, and long time Republican, Brad Johnson had this to say on the matter: “At first I was worried about how such a drastic change would affect the party, but despite their cuddliness and overall playfulness, the party’s resolve is as strong as ever. I believe that they will help lead our country to a brighter, better, future.”
Many appear to share Brad’s optimism, as polls show that in the past month since the kittens have taken office, public support of the Republican Party has gone up an astonishing 68%. New head of the Republican Party, Mr. Snuffles, recently released their latest economic stimulus plan. The plan focuses heavily on instituting an increase in yarn balls and milk production.
Editor’s Note: This is a parody. The Republican Party is not really made up of kittens.
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