SEN10RITIS!

April 8, 2010  
Filed under Humor, Top Stories

By Luther Buhr Congratulations Seniors you’ve done it! You Graduated! High school is over! Wait… I’ve just received breaking news; the Seniors still have another Quarter! They in fact, are not done with high school at all. Around this time of year high school Seniors begin to feel the... Read more »

Seniors School the Staff in Student-Faculty Basketball Game

April 7, 2010  
Filed under Cougar Sports, Humor

A non biased article by Christian Erickson From start to finish, the gymnasium was drowned with laughter, with cheers from every class. The Senior-Faculty basketball game was on and everyone was having a great time. The good spirit and semi-competitive playing combined with Mr. Grebner’s hilarious... Read more »

Watch Out for the Como Park Citations!

March 9, 2010  
Filed under Humor, News, Uncategorized

Late last month some of you drivers might have seen a warning note stuck to your car windshield. Some of you even received a citation! Students are pushing buttons on teachers who are finding it harder and harder to find places to park. Students are parking far too close to school. Give the teachers... Read more »

“Groundhog Day… Seriously?!”

February 4, 2010  
Filed under Humor, News

By Luther Buhr On February 1st, a day earlier than most years, our good old buddy Punxsutawney Phil was released from his cage for his annual “I’m going to predict the future” appearance. To many, this is a great excuse to gather on the edge of our seats around the television wondering whether... Read more »

What You Need Is A Bear Proof Suit

December 2, 2009  
Filed under Humor

Do you have an unreasonable or irrational fear of grizzly bears? Do you wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night looking around your room for big brown objects? Well, fear no more because with Troy Hurtubise’s invention: The Grizzly Bear Proof Suit, Ursus Mark VII, YOU SHALL NEVER FEAR BEARS... Read more »

The Many Lives of Sam Carey – archive

October 29, 2009  
Filed under Humor

Week of October 5, 2009 “Sam just walked in one day and sat down. That was four years ago, and he won’t leave. We don’t have the heart to tell him that he is not enrolled at Como, and never was. We’re not sure, but we think he was living on the street in Chicago or New York... Read more »

Wilford Brimley Enters Staring Contest with Cat Look-Alike, Outcome Yet to be Decided

October 14, 2009  
Filed under Humor

Earlier this week renowned actor and television spokesperson Wilford Brimley squared off against local stray cat “Fluffums” in a staring contest for, in the words of Brimley, “honor and dominance.” The loser in this game of high stakes was required to leave the locality immediately... Read more »

U.S. Senate Becomes the Cat’s Meow

October 3, 2009  
Filed under Humor

After an angry senator’s inappropriate outburst loses all credibility for the GOP, the 155 year old party has now been fully replaced by adorable little kittens. Though at first there was widespread skepticism over replacing experienced political veterans with these darling kittens, it seems that public... Read more »

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June 6, 2009  
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