The day we have all been dreading our entire lives is almost here, 12/21/12, the day the Mayans correctly predicted the world would end.  While the details of the events of this day are currently unknown, we can all be sure that it will end in the complete destruction of human society.

One theory is that a nuclear war will begin, starting a series of unavoidable events resulting in the world’s destruction.  Apocalypse expert Joe Martin, a graduate of the distinguished educational academy Murray Junior High School, explained the details of this theory to me.  “North Korea and Iran will launch a surprise nuclear attack” on Western civilization, an event clearly detailed on the Mayan Calendar, says Dr. Martin, who is believed to have seen the calendar with his own eyes.  The attack will trigger “a holy fire destroy all of the world’s cities” as punishment for the world’s sins.  The Mayans knew that “humans would grow incompetent of living together and would turn on each other” explains Dr. Martin.  While some people may disagree, Dr. Martin asserts that because the “Mayans made this apocalyptic prediction a long time ago it must be true,” challenging opponents to “prove [him] wrong.”

This theory is not the only interpretation of the Mayan Calendar.  Professor Jacob Cohen has committed 15 years of his life to researching this important event and offers a different account of what the Mayans knew would happen on 12/21/12.  Professor Cohen believes that a geomagnetic reversal will occur, “causing the Earth to implode then explode leaving a black hole where an alternate universe will be created where human civilization will start anew.”  Professor Cohen understands that “the Mayans were never wrong” and all the people who disregard their warning, are “ignorant and unprepared” to face “the end of this era” of human civilization and will  not be reincarnated along with the true believers. Professor Cohen encourages people to “meet him on the Jersey Shore if they want to be apart of the new world that is about to be created and avoid being destroyed with everyone else.

While some “scientists” and “historians” with “credentials” might believe that nothing will happen and these interpretations are false, I can assure you they are wrong.  Being unprepared to face the Apocalypse is the worst choice you could possibly make and the Mayan clearly explains through its faded ancient symbols that it is the end of the world, not simply the final date on this cycle of the calendar.  No scientist has ever conclusively proved that the world hasn’t been destroyed the previous 4 times the Mayan calendar has finished its cycle and is widely accepted that historical records were created to discredit the Mayans knowledge that the world ended in the 13th century BC.  I advise all of you to brace yourselves for Earth’s impending doom and do whatever you can to save yourself and your loved ones.