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	<title>The Como Crier</title>
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		<title>Passing The Time</title>
		<link>http://www.comocrier.org/life-at-como/2012/01/17/passing-the-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 17:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>whageman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life at Como]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here at Como Park Senior High there has been a consistent theme pertaining to students and the argument that the passing time is not quite long enough for all of the business they must attend to. This is why I feel we would best be served by adding another five minutes to each passing time. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here at Como Park Senior High there has been a consistent theme pertaining to students and the argument that the passing time is not quite long enough for all of the business they must attend to.<br />
This is why I feel we would best be served by adding another five minutes to each passing time. The insertion of a 10 minute passing time would be beneficial not only to students, who always seem to be running behind, but also to the unfortunate security guard that has the cumbersome task of writing out each individual detention slip for the students who didn’t make the bell.<br />
It would take away from the hindrance of having a student coming into class late, breaking the very brittle concentration of their fellow classmates. The change would also take away from the class time wasted by the teacher who has to write the immeasurable assortment of passes; ranging from bathroom passes for those with weak bladders to the newer phenomenon of a pass to complain to the counselor that they’re assigned.<br />
Though there are some legitimate arguments that could very well nullify my claim. The activities students participate in during passing time are not necessarily the best use of their time, as many students use their passing time to socialize and clog up the hallways.<br />
Another claim against my strategy would be that the extra time allotted to passing time would subtract over thirty minutes from our already diminishing class time, which has already been hit hard by the new scheduling.<br />
While I recognize both of those arguments, hold a lot of weight on the decision to have the length of passing time change.  I feel the gains outweigh the costs. The kids who waste their passing time blocking up the hallways will be just as big a distraction in the classrooms. The extra thirty minutes taken away from the school day is a significant number but I implore the critics to consider the fact that those minutes are already lost for the reasons previously mentioned.<br />
The suggestion is a bit of a drastic change but I consider it a must.</p>
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		<title>AP (Already Psychotic) Tests</title>
		<link>http://www.comocrier.org/uncategorized/2012/01/10/ap-already-psychotic-tests/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 16:58:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cbrown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Although the lowest of grades in Como Park, Freshmen, do not have to worry about AP tests, the rest of us do.  With the tests steadily approaching, us at the Como Crier have some dates, facts, and suggestions to keep in mind as we get closer to the tests. 1.  The AP tests will be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Although the lowest of grades in Como Park, Freshmen, do not have to worry about AP tests, the rest of us do.  With the tests steadily approaching, us at the Como Crier have some dates, facts, and suggestions to keep in mind as we get closer to the tests.</p>
<p>1.  The AP tests will be taking place in May, depending upon the test dates range from May 7th to May 25th.</p>
<p>2.  Keep paying attention in class!  With first semester coming to a close and 2nd semester starting, falling behind in class only shortens your chances of getting college credit!</p>
<p>3.  Keep your notes!  Notes can be a pivotal tool in regards to reviewing what you have learned over the course of the year.  Just because 1st semester is finished doesn&#8217;t mean you can forget it all!</p>
<p>4.  When the registration  forms for AP Tests are handed out, FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS.  College credit can save you time and money in the future, don&#8217;t pass up the chance!</p>
<p>5.  The AP tests do cost money, although students who receive free or discounted lunch are often times helped with some or all of the cost.  If money is an issue, start saving up now!  $40 dollars today can save you $2000 in college tuition.</p>
<p>There is still plenty of time before the tests, but being prepared never hurt anyone.  Remember to stay up to date in your classes and pay attention when preparation for the tests begin!</p>
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		<title>How to grow a Cash Stash!</title>
		<link>http://www.comocrier.org/uncategorized/2011/12/22/how-to-grow-a-cash-stash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 17:36:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cbrown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Money]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The holiday season has come and gone, and so has your money!  Every year the annual budget is stretched a little thin because of the need for family presents, a winter vacation, and maybe that one indulgence that you just cant resist!  With the help of the Como Crier mathematicians, we have deduced some suggestions [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The holiday season has come and gone, and so has your money!  Every year the annual budget is stretched a little thin because of the need for family presents, a winter vacation, and maybe that one indulgence that you just cant resist!  With the help of the Como Crier mathematicians, we have deduced some suggestions to help keep some of that cash in your pocket!</p>
<p>1.  Set goals for the future, if you want to make a big purchase set an amount of time you want to save up for it by.  For example save $100 dollars a month until you can buy the new apple laptop!</p>
<p>2.  Keep a record of your purchases, by recording your purchases you can track how much you are earning, and how much of your income you are spending.  This helps with longtime saving projects (i.e. suggestion #1).</p>
<p>3.  Once you start to record your expenses, then you can slim down the amount of money you spend.  Instead of $50 a week on lets say eating out, spend $40.  It all adds up!</p>
<p>4.  Create a budget.  If you follow all of the previously listed rules you will be able to create a budget and more efficiently manage your finances!</p>
<p>This task may seem a little daunting Cougars, but in the long run it will help prepare you for the future!  Happy spending Cougars!</p>
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		<title>Happy Birthday MLK Jr.!</title>
		<link>http://www.comocrier.org/uncategorized/2011/12/22/happy-birthday-mlk-jr/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 17:14:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cbrown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[January 15th, 1929, the world was changed forever.  Martin Luther King Junior was born in Atlanta, Georgia, to Reverend Martin Luther King Senior and Alberta Williams King.  With an older sister Willie, and a younger brother, Alfred, Dr. King was raised in a Baptist family.  Oddly enough, it is not well known that as a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>January 15th, 1929, the world was changed forever.  Martin Luther King Junior was born in Atlanta, Georgia, to Reverend Martin Luther King Senior and Alberta Williams King.  With an older sister Willie, and a younger brother, Alfred, Dr. King was raised in a Baptist family.  Oddly enough, it is not well known that as a child Dr. King voiced disbelief in some of the stories from the Bible, but that did not stop him from eventually graduating with a Degree in Divinity in 1951.  After marrying his wife Coretta Scott in 1953, Dr. King moved to Montgomery, Alabama to raise a family and become a pastor.  Dr. King is well known for his part in the Civil Rights Movement of the 1950s and 60s, all will forever be idolized for his selfless pursuit for racial equality.  This year, 2012, the U.S. will commemorate Dr. Kings birthday on January 16th to remember what he represented and died for.  Us at the Como Crier only ask that in remembrance of Dr. King, everyone express their gratitude in the form of a hug, warm embrace, or even a quick hi-five to someone known or unknown.</p>
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		<title>The Earth, E.U., and You!</title>
		<link>http://www.comocrier.org/uncategorized/2011/12/22/the-earth-e-u-and-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 16:45:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cbrown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With all this talk of global crisis going around, it is easy to be confused, confounded, and just plain complacent about the state of the international economy.  One of the main subjects concerning this topic has been the financial problems the European Union has been experiencing, Greece for example, so here is an easy breakdown [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With all this talk of global crisis going around, it is easy to be confused, confounded, and just plain complacent about the state of the international economy.  One of the main subjects concerning this topic has been the financial problems the European Union has been experiencing, Greece for example, so here is an easy breakdown of the situation!  In 2007, numerous factors worldwide contributed to the emergence of what has been pegged a &#8220;global financial crisis&#8221;.  One of the main factors contributing to the crisis was a loss in confidence from U.S. investors in sub-prime mortgages.  Basically this means investors were less willing to lend money to those who wanted to buy a house.  This led to a decrease in the value of houses, negatively afeecting the &#8220;housing bubble&#8221;, and led to vast numbers of repossessed houses.  This chain reaction has placed a high burden on banks not only in the U.S., but globally.  This all seems very worrying, but there is one thing to keep in mind Cougars: this is not the end of the world.  Daily life will go on, wild men will not run amok in the streets, and classes will still continue (much to some students disappointment).  Although the financial future of the global economy is uncertain, it is clear that this generation must prepare to &#8220;clean up&#8221; the mess that has been created by our predecessors.</p>
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		<title>Illuminating the Third Knight</title>
		<link>http://www.comocrier.org/arts-and-entertainment/2011/12/15/illuminating-the-third-knight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 16:08:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mclausen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is already debate raging&#8211;across the internet, among film and graphic novel circles, and amongst my own friends&#8211;which will come to complete blood feuds in 2012. Thankfully just before the Mayans can claim our planet (and con artists our retirement savings) next year, the two biggest comic book films possibly ever will duke it out [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is already debate raging&#8211;across the internet, among film and graphic novel circles, and amongst my own friends&#8211;which will come to complete blood feuds in 2012. Thankfully just before the Mayans can claim our planet (and con artists our retirement savings) next year, the two biggest comic book films possibly ever will duke it out in the American box office: <em>Avengers</em> and <em>The Dark Knight Rises. (</em><em>Amazing Spider-Man</em><em> </em>will probably be good too&#8230;but forgotten.) I&#8217;ve tried time and time again to show my misguided cohorts the folly of their ways, but maybe they just need to see the facts, as organized here to prove once and for all &#8220;who owns the night.&#8221; <em>The following will contain minimal but <strong>Substantial Spoilers </strong>and many possible spoilers.</em></p>
<p><strong>The Cast: </strong><em>Christian Bale as Batman</em> (Surprise!)- The Oscar winner will of course be returning as the &#8220;hero Gotham deserves.&#8221; Last we saw him in <em>TDK (The Dark Knight,) </em>he had declared himself a murderous fugitive to allow his city a glimpse at dawn.</p>
<p><em>-Anne Hathaway as Catwoman</em>- The Golden Globe nominee will play Selina Kyle and her feline identity. Word is she won&#8217;t be as much of a burglar as she will an antihero in her own right. Those naysayers should know Bale felt something powerful in their screen test together and remember, he&#8217;s Christian Bale.</p>
<p>-<em>Gary Oldman as Commissioner Gordon-</em> The most noble cop in Gotham was also left covering up the messy details of Two-Face&#8217;s killing spree. When we see him in the minute and forty second long teaser trailer (now on YouTube,) he&#8217;s hospitalized and seemingly speaking (rasping) to an offscreen Bruce Wayne about the need for his alterego.</p>
<p><em>-Tom Hardy as Bane- </em>&#8220;He&#8217;s brutal. It&#8217;s not about fighting. It&#8217;s about carnage. The style is heavy-handed, heavy-footed, it&#8217;s nasty. Anything from small-joint manipulation to crushing skulls, crushing rib cages, stamping on shins and knees and necks and collarbones and snapping heads off and tearing his fists through chests, ripping out spinal columns.&#8221; The director said so himself in Empire Magazine. The only physical threat equivalent to Batman, Bane usually sports a luchadore mask but Hardy (of<em> Bronson, Inception, and Warrior</em>)  seems to be rocking more of a Hannibal Lecter funk. Usually known for breaking bats (their backs,) one wonders if he&#8217;ll pull his trademark in the film. The fatalities spoken above make it likely.</p>
<p>Other Mentions: The rest of the (surviving) supporting cast will inevitably be back. Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman as Alfred and Lucius Fox respectively (though non-respectively would be fun.) Joseph Gordon Levitt (<em>Inception &amp; 500 Days of Summer</em>) will star as the head of Gordon&#8217;s special unit (presumably assembled to find the Batman.) Cillian Murphy (<em>Inception &amp; 28 Days Later</em>) will re-cameo as Scarecrow and finally, Marion Cotillard (<em>Midnight In Paris, Inception, </em>a lot of that going around) as Miranda Tate, a possible love interest for Bruce&#8211;or maybe secretly the daughter of Ra&#8217;s Al Ghul (bad guy of the first film,) returned to have vengeance on Gotham. She likes to &#8220;no comment&#8221; on this subject. Possibly Ellen Page (<em>Juno</em>) may play Gordon&#8217;s daughter, who one day becomes Batgirl.</p>
<p><strong>The</strong> <strong>Plot: </strong>With the incredibly open-ended cliffhanger of <em>TDK, </em>you would expect them to jump right into the action for #3. The creative team had another idea, they decide to set the plot eight years into the future (Empire.) Great, seeing that far ahead in Batman&#8217;s shadow war on crime should be interesting, right? But perhaps there is no war waging. In the teaser, Gordon says to Bale specifically &#8220;that Batman has to come back.&#8221; This dialogue is intermingled with imagery of Gotham&#8211;perhaps collapsing? The sequence seems to suggest that Bruce has allowed Gotham to fall to ruin over a gradual span, maybe because he&#8217;s in a wheelchair- because his spine is broken (which is why he&#8217;s offscreen during the talk?) The only shot of Batman in the whole thing shows him limping backwards, void of breath, as Bane lumbers in confidently from the left. In the same Empire feature, Bale supports this with rumination. &#8220;How long will you let pain and loss define your life? He&#8217;s an older Bruce Wayne; he&#8217;s not in a great state.&#8221; Is the Bat broken? Is Gotham razed? Where is Catwoman in all of this? We can only postulate.</p>
<p><strong>The Creative Team:</strong> This has always been the deciding factor in this series. Christopher and Jonathan Nolan and David Goyer have been writing these films since the beginning. Nothing has changed. Heath Ledger is sadly absent in this world now, but <em>Batman Begins</em> handled itself before him. <em>Rises</em> will handle itself after him. Not to mention the choice of Ledger was all them. Only they knew, they saw, what everyone else passed off as that pretty boy teenager from <em>10 Things I Hate About You</em>. We all laughed. We didn&#8217;t know what laughter was. Nolan has never let anything subvert the heart, and especially mind, of his art. (Especially no Avenger.)</p>
<p><strong>(The New Trailer Update:)</strong> My speculation in this article was really at an end up until <em>the</em> official trailer was released 4 days later&#8230; and I wouldn&#8217;t be the Batman diehard I am if this miracle passed by unheralded. So right off the <em>ahem</em> bat, we get our first real look and sound bites from the film&#8217;s main two villains&#8211;Catwoman and Bane. Selina Kyle, while not showing up in costume, speaks her mind at a masquerade with such fierce, ideological passion to go beyond the simplicity of being a flirtatious cat burglar. Nolan seems to be inserting a political context with her character (wouldn&#8217;t be the first time) to where she is almost advocating an &#8220;Occupy Wall Street&#8221; stance in Gotham. Hathaway is genuinely menacing in her clear but envious whispers to Bruce, hands down getting me on her bandwagon. Bane confirms just about all my hopes for him and the story in one line. &#8220;When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to die.&#8221; His seemingly captive audience is none other than a intensely wounded Christian Bale minus a mask and ostensibly all his gear. This coupled with many shots of Wayne walking with a cane says to me the Bat will indeed be broken. To all my accumulated knowledge, nothing else this whole year could excite me more.</p>
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		<title>Another Earth Review</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 16:07:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mclausen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Running time: 92 minutes, Rated PG-13 Let&#8217;s face it. Most movie trailers today suck. The execs and producers know they don&#8217;t have a quality script, cast, crew, what have you, and that to hint at their film&#8217;s themes or content (merely hint) would be ill-advised. So they slap some millions on the screen and visually [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Running time: 92 minutes, Rated PG-13</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s face it. Most movie trailers today suck. The execs and producers know they don&#8217;t have a quality script, cast, crew, what have you, and that to hint at their film&#8217;s themes or content (merely hint) would be ill-advised. So they slap some millions on the screen and visually molest you for two minutes; it&#8217;s fast and it&#8217;s easy (kudos to the FX guys but why are so many still abetting?) When the trailer for &#8220;Another Earth&#8221; found my soul over the summer, it owned it. Know the first night you left the city and looked on a clean sky, enamored by starlight? That&#8217;s exactly what this trailer impels&#8211;and that was after the fourth time. Though indie (self-made) films usually have great trailers; it&#8217;s whether a movie of this type indulges itself to a point of dispassion in the eye of the beholder.</p>
<p>Rhoda (Brit Marling) is seventeen and brilliant (a miraculous contradiction, I know,) aspires to astrophysics, and is attending a party where her friends celebrate her acceptance into MIT. She drives herself home in a happy haze, listening to the radio when Flavor Flav announces the presence of a new planet in the sky, with conditions identical to our own. (Which part of that sentence seemed bizarre to you?) Tilting her head to see a small, blue celestial &#8220;just east of the North Star&#8221;&#8230;she does not see the family stopped at the light. After four years in prison she finally returns home, except it doesn&#8217;t want her anymore. Coincidentally, a private corporation is launching a contest where anyone can submit a 500 word essay and chance at being the first civilian to &#8220;Earth-2.&#8221; Don&#8217;t start connecting the dots prematurely. There is baggage Rhoda will absolutely not abandon on her home world; only problem is that she doesn&#8217;t have the will to face it anymore.</p>
<p>Marling, a rather new face in Cinema, is an extraordinary talent. She co-writes with Mike Cahill (who&#8217;s directing a fictional narrative for the first time, very different stuff from documentaries) Sci-Fi the way it should be, human. In fact, the other Earth is very rarely discussed in scientific terms as the biggest anomaly of gravitational gridlock is never even brought up. The script seems influenced by Ray Bradbury who always found questions more rewarding than answers. He didn&#8217;t want you to wonder how the world got the way it did but to simply consider the implications of the thing itself.</p>
<p>Rhoda is written but also beautifully expressed as quite possibly the most dynamic, female protagonist I&#8217;ve experienced. She commands more than just sympathy; she commands admiration. Here&#8217;s a woman who feels defeated by adversity. The only work she can find is at her former high school as a member of the custodial staff. She&#8217;s mocked by old friends who found success (and excessive pride) in academia, displaced in her family, and even attempts suicide by letting her Nordic blood go home to ice&#8211;yet she never cries nor suspends her ethics for her situation. She never stops trying to clean up the mess of her life. Another key actor (and essentially the only other character in the movie) William Mapother is a former college composer with a substantial impact in Rhoda&#8217;s life. (I would&#8217;ve mentioned him more, as his exceptional chemistry with Marling takes up most of the screentime, but that would&#8217;ve subtracted from the initial viewing.) So as an artfilm, is it too artsy? As is customary, there was slo-mo and slow burn development with orchestral backings in accordance with unconventional camerawork that might feel lavish upon first watch. The second, everything will click. The cinematography is beautiful as any blue in the scene is fully saturated to reflect layers of melancholy subtext omnipresent on Earth-1. Seriously, study this film. The more thought you put in, the more timeless this movie will become.</p>
<p><em>Final Verdict</em>: There&#8217;s no commentary or extensive featurette so you can prob&#8217; skip the Blu-ray (though it&#8217;s visually stunning.) It&#8217;s the story and philosophical puzzle that&#8217;s worth owning. Imagine an Earth without &#8220;Another Earth.&#8221; It would be sorely lacking.</p>
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		<title>Top 10 Comic Book Films</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 16:06:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mclausen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since the birth of comic books, over a hundred films have been influenced by or based on the noble picture books. Of those, probably only 20% of them&#8211;on the short end of 1978&#8211;are worth seeing. Here are ten required, genre staples that deserve to be witnessed. Note: This list is completely subjective and shaped by [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since the birth of comic books, over a hundred films have been influenced by or based on the noble picture books. Of those, probably only 20% of them&#8211;on the short end of 1978&#8211;are worth seeing. Here are ten required, genre staples that <strong>deserve</strong> to be witnessed. Note: This list is completely subjective and shaped by personal values and tastes. From here on out; for purposes of simplification and convenience, only live-action, theatrical releases will qualify. (Sorry <em>Incredibles,</em> you would&#8217;ve been up there.)</p>
<p>10. <strong>Kick-Ass</strong>- It would&#8217;ve probably been better titled <em>Hit-Girl,</em> the 10 year old cross between &#8220;Polly Pocket and John Rambo,&#8221; who polarized parents not bright enough to see that little R at the end of trailers (comic books are kids&#8217; stuff, right?) and got the film labeled &#8220;morally reprehensible&#8221; by Roger Ebert. Seriously, don&#8217;t bring your kids&#8230;but do bring a friend. This sincere satire and homage to all things comic book tells the story of teenage unextraordinaire Dave Lizewski who wonders why nobody&#8217;s ever tried being a superhero. After putting on his own eBay ordered wetsuit and stopping a gang, the answer finds him in the form of broken ribs and puncture wounds. His heroism finds itself on YouTube and attracts the attention of father/daughter assassins who delude themselves into being masked vigilantes. Nicolas Cage makes a comeback with his Adam West parody, but it&#8217;s Chloë Grace Moretz, proving herself as the next Dakota Fanning, and her purple child soldier who&#8217;ll be remembered for years. Its <em>Superbad</em> sense of humor and fresh, insanely fun action scenes (most of them performed by a little girl) make this film perfect for kickoff&#8230;</p>
<p>9. <strong>The Crow</strong>- The swan song, the only song, of Bruce Lee&#8217;s fallen son (frightening in its resemblance to Heath Ledger&#8217;s tragedy) cements rank by itself. In a dark metropolis where crime is law, one of the countless victims is handed God&#8217;s sword by The Powers That Be when they send a crow, the carrier of his soul, to raise his spirit for a year from one Halloween to the next. Brandon Lee&#8217;s performance as wrathful ghost Eric Draven, who holds on to the optimism and kindness of life in a city as foregone as Detroit (it <em>really </em>does take place in Detroit,) is eternal. Knowing Lee died by accidental gunfire during post-production creates a morbid sensation when watching him paint his face white like the mask of Greek tragedy, or somber Pagliacci, pursuing his former murderer without a sound; a dead man playing a dead man. Film lovers know Alex Proyas for his classic <em>Dark City</em>, which he made right after this. Want to see an artistic master direct beautiful, unbridled vengeance? The answer is yes.</p>
<p>8. <strong>Hellboy II: The Golden Army</strong>- In WW2, Hitler opens the door to a dimension seemingly created by H.P. Lovecraft to harness its power. Instead of Cthulu, a mere baby demon crosses the stream&#8230;which will one day grow a right hand of stone and doom and usher in the Seven Gods of Chaos. Thankfully due to American intervention, the aptly named Hellboy is raised by a kindly professor to lead the B.P.R.D. (The Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense) and fight consanguine darkness in the &#8220;absence of light.&#8221; Ron Perlman plays the fully grown version in the role of his lifetime. What should just be a heavy and red rubber suit becomes his skin, but that doesn&#8217;t stop him from feeling the most human and likeable of his cohorts, due to soul and script. Guillermo Del Toro takes his unreal practical effects from <em>Pan&#8217;s Labyrinth</em> and makes them better than ever. When you see elves, ogres, angels, and gods created without CGI, the &#8220;magic&#8221; in movies&#8211;becomes real.</p>
<p>7. <strong>Spider-Man 2</strong>- The traditional superhero film taken as far as it can go. Like every great Spider-Man story, he sacrifices everything to fight the good fight, and Fate still won&#8217;t leave him in the mud. Tobey Maguire brings out the full pathos of this character in trying to: attend college, pay for his one-room apartment, keep his only family from losing her home, fight for the girl, etc., all while trying to stop an equally desperate Doc Ock (Alfred Molina in my &#8220;top 5 greatest villains ever&#8221; list) from setting off a sun in New York City. Think an Oscar drama with its ensemble wearing tights (like Shakespeare.)</p>
<p>6. <strong>American Splendor</strong>- This is less super than one expects from a comic book movie, no super at all really, because it&#8217;s based on the eponymous graphic autobiography of Harvey Pekar, a writer of comics. Not just any writer however, Pekar was right there with Alan Moore and Frank Miller in the &#8220;Underground Comix&#8221; movement of self-published titles during the 80s which gave comics the mature themes and content of today. Though this doesn&#8217;t chronicle any major movement, just the non-movement of a guy who lived his whole life in Cleveland as a filing clerk at a Veteran&#8217;s hospital (played by Paul Giamatti as the most cynical character he&#8217;s ever played, and that&#8217;s pretty damn cynical) meeting the most extraordinarily quirky personalities on celluloid. This mundane standout in the genre is an indie gem.</p>
<p>5. <strong>Superman I &amp; II</strong>- Now this is the first instance you&#8217;ll consider me a cheat but work with me here. Director Richard Donner made in 1978 the two biggest comic book productions of all time (at the time) back-to-back, one after the other. In their lateral artistry, quality, and continuity, they flow like one movie. The story&#8211; you know it, probably better than your own national history. Krypton&#8230;Metropolis&#8230;Lex Luthor&#8230;&#8221;it&#8217;s a bird, it&#8217;s a plane&#8230;truth, justice, and the American way.&#8221; You might not know him by name but you know who Christopher Reeves is. He could fly. Which made for cruel irony when God threw him from a horse to never walk again, but nothing, Brandon Routh nor Henry Cavill, will ever take <em>Superman</em> away from who he was. There are other recommendations- but see them for him.</p>
<p>4. <strong>V for Vendetta</strong>- &#8220;Behind this mask is more than flesh Mr. Creedy. Behind this mask is an idea&#8230;and ideas <em>are </em>bulletproof.&#8221; This statement made by V, the chaotic terrorist who brought tyrannical Britain to its knees with fire and blood, is the summation of why comic books are great literature. A Shakespearean Hugo Weaving brings great intelligence to this revolutionary who knows life isn&#8217;t the enemy. He challenges notions, buildings, national trauma, and the deep scars of his own psyche. Like all great heroes, he forgoes himself and becomes a perennial host for the human mind.</p>
<p>3. <strong>Sin City</strong>- No one can leave Basin City. Its infrastructure is American Hell. Church, wealth, and politics have all converged on people as its food source (sometimes literally,) and justice is dead. Basin City, known better on the streets as &#8220;Sin City,&#8221; is inescapable because it&#8217;s a nightmare- but in nightmares this irredeemable- crime is justice. In one of his best roles, Mickey Rourke play Marv, a monolithic serial killer released from an insane asylum to walk the black and white streets of Sin, weighing wrath and sanity for a dead love. This anthology also chronicles a surgically transformed crime lord (Clive Owen) seeking to reclaim his city, and the only law enforcement left with honor (Bruce Willis) protecting the innocents from the rest of his department. The most stylish and faithful of adaptations around.</p>
<p>2. <strong>A History of Violence</strong>- Most people who&#8217;ve encountered this great have no inkling of its graphic novel origin, neither did director David Cronenberg, the auteur behind <em>Eastern Promises </em>and the Goldblum, 86&#8242; remake of <em>The Fly</em>, but with that in mind he decided to put his own spin on the acclaimed indie title. Tom Stall (Viggo Mortensen) has run a small town diner in rustic Millbrook, Indiana his whole life. That&#8217;s his story&#8211;until two Philly gangsters walk in to stage a robbery, Stall kills them both with exacting fury, and after has no explanation of how it occurred&#8211;his family isn&#8217;t so sure. When two spheres of consciousness (involving Ed Harris and William Hurt) collide, you have a film transcendent of the genre and a lesson in violence known only to a dark sect of humanity.</p>
<p>1. <strong>Batman Begins/The Dark Knight</strong>- Say what you will but these films are two thirds of a whole and Christopher Nolan&#8217;s masterpiece will have every brushstroke. Christian Bale is Batman. No arguments. (His voice rocks, okay, or at least you&#8217;ll agree when he&#8217;s physically beating you.) Even more importantly though, he nails Bruce Wayne, the human half. Most of these tales of noir revolve around a lost city in which their antiheroes fight for something personal. Wayne is a man who fights <strong>only</strong> for his city, he will not lose it to the cancer inherent to itself, even if he has to lose <em>himself </em>to the worst memory in his life. Nolan, his brother Johnathan, and David Goyer collaborate to script Gotham: its knights, kings, and pawns as the most compelling and profoundly tragic they&#8217;ve ever been while including a political subtext&#8211;with Heath Ledger portraying the city&#8217;s cancer personified, a terrorist so elusive that Batman will suspend all ethics, &#8220;the one rule,&#8221; and do whatever it takes to find him (sound like anyone we shot lately?)&#8211;so smooth that this film is quintessential comics stuff but also one of the most relevant analogues of the decade. Ledger&#8217;s terrifying interpretation of the Man Who Laughs <em>is </em>a key ingredient to the franchise&#8217;s success but only because it works in beautiful harmony with a perfect symphony- that wonderfully chaotic chord. This is still 3 years after its release, quite simply, the one to beat. In 2111, it&#8217;ll <em>still </em>be the one to beat. (Lest the Dark Knight truly <em>Rises.</em>)</p>
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		<title>Snow White vs. Snow White?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 16:06:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mclausen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A curious phase in Hollywood is taking its course. No, not the general notion of remakes. That&#8217;s been rampantly going on this whole decade and especially the last one (this one is only years in;) but now it seems so many film classics (and many, many more non-classics) have been readapted that they are stretching [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A curious phase in Hollywood is taking its course. No, not the general notion of remakes. That&#8217;s been rampantly going on this whole decade and especially the last one (this one is only years in;) but now it seems so many film classics (and many, many more non-classics) have been readapted that they are stretching to century old tales to chew up and spit out at theatergoers.<br />
We&#8217;re talking the tales of Grimm, and any tale that makes you remember when we drowned men to test their innocence (but really faith) or burned women for selling plants. The impetus can probably be boiled down to the &#8220;Shrek&#8221; and &#8220;Twilight&#8221; franchises (one <strong>was</strong> good, I&#8217;m just sorry it <em>had</em> to become a franchise, and the other one&#8211;I&#8217;m just sorry.) Wherever the blame lay, it&#8217;s evident from such films as <em>Beastly </em>and<em> Red Riding Hood, </em>and upcoming films like <em>Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters</em> and <em>Jack the Giant Killer </em>that &#8221;hip&#8221; fairytales are upon us. Now to expedite the ridiculousness of the whole affair, Hollywood releases contemporaneous teasers for (count em&#8217;) two live-action, Snow White movies within a week of eachother; And Guess What!? They don&#8217;t look bad.</p>
<p><strong>Mirror Mirror: </strong>This is one of the few revamps actually being made with younger audiences in mind. Tarsem Singh (<em>The Fall</em> &amp; most recently <em>Immortals</em>) brings his master-class cinematography and art direction to his fourth feature film. Julia Roberts is the classic Queen seeking to claim the orphan throne from Snow White (played by British-American newcomer Lily Collins) and banishes her when she wins the lust of her heart (Armie Hammer playing comically unhinged prince.) So far, Singh is one-for-three with <em>The Fall</em> being truly great cinema, and the other two not so much. No doubt it&#8217;ll look good at least and win the hearts of children.</p>
<p><strong>Snow White &amp; the Huntsman:</strong> This trailer which released first, seems to characterize everything working against these films in trying to attain &#8220;Twilight&#8221; money. For starters, it stars Kristen Stewart as the &#8220;fairest&#8221; protagonist, and then it&#8217;s directed by Rupert Sanders, who has never directed a movie before. Sounds bad? Looks amazing. They must&#8217;ve brought in Guillermo Del Toro (Pan&#8217;s Labyrinth) for the concept art because these creature designs are completely inventive. The folk tale is given a <em>LOTR </em>reimagining. There are war scenes of epic scope in which witch-queen Ravenna (Charlize Theron) tries to consume Snow&#8217;s heart to become immortal. Not accurate but awesome. All the dwarves who essentially have no star value in the other one are played here by British supporting actors of the highest caliber (Ray Winstone, Ian McShane, Bob Hoskins, Nick Frost, and Eddie Izzard&#8211;whoa.) You even get Chris Hemsworth&#8230;still playing Thor. Usually I&#8217;d be pretty upset that an adaptation isn&#8217;t being respectful, but with its own dose of artistic ambition, this could be one of those gold standard, summer blockbusters remembered 35 years from now. (Okay, so it probably won&#8217;t be the next <em>Jaws</em> but still&#8230;) <strong><br />
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		<title>Testing and Testing and Testing</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>whageman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the past few years there has been an endless stream of tests being given at Como Park Senior High. Many of them have been given in the computer lab that sits adjacent to the library. These tests consist of the M.A.P., or Measure of Academic Progress test, the GRAD test that is given to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For the past few years there has been an endless stream of tests being given at Como Park Senior High.  Many of them have been given in the computer lab that sits adjacent to the library.  These tests consist of the M.A.P., or Measure of Academic Progress test, the GRAD test that is given to those who were unsuccessful on the hand-written version, and the MCA science test, which is reserved for students who take Biology.<br />
The M.A.P. test is designed for ninth graders and is taken three times during the year; in September, January, and May.  In those three months there are two weeks of testing, ranging from reading to math.<br />
The GRAD test is required to graduate so for the entire year, for several weeks a month, the lab is reserved for the seemingly endless numbers of retakes.  The tests given are the reading and math tests that interchange from month to month, with five days being set aside for reading this month.<br />
The final type of test is the MCA science test for the students who take biology.  But it is not yet a required exam for students.  This test is given only once to students in the class, though each class gets separate periods to take the test towards the end of the school year.<br />
Every one of these tests has been deemed important for students to take, each one playing a vital role in the development of students academic progress.  Unfortunately, there have been some unintended side effects of this change.  One of the biggest obstacles for Como Park is the use of the school’s main computer lab, which leaves all of the teachers scrambling to get a reservation for the smaller lab on the ground floor, not to mention all of the students who are taken out of their classes for these tests.<br />
There are a lot of great opportunities and chances given to students through this change, unfortunately the price is paid by the teachers that battle valiantly for the lab in a sometimes futile effort. This has left some teachers dejected and relatively frustrated about the set up, calling for a rectification of sorts.<br />
An over-booked lab and test burned-out students does no good for this country’s future.</p>
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