The Como Crier » Staff

Alexis Graf – Photographer and Photo Editor

adviser — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:19:10 +0000

Takes pictures. That’s about it.

Connor Sadowski-Official that thing guy

adviser — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:52:39 +0000

Deep within the Como Highlands lives a creature of lore. A creature beyond our realm of understanding. A creature whose body has become perfectly adapted to random bursts of strength and stamina followed shortly there after by copious amounts of relentless laziness and sleeping. The creature is called Connor. His diet consists mainly of meat and meat byproducts, and pop, oh so much pop. Someone known to socialize with the creature says, “Eh’s a pretty cool guy, he shoots his laser and doesn’t afraid of anything.” Recently the creature has been seen among the halls of Como Park Senior High School gallivanting and proceeding to do nothing of any real sustenance, besides writing for the crier that is.

Christian Erickson- Room Service

adviser — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:55:48 +0000

Metal.

Shannon Hark – Contributing Editor, Writer & Photographer

adviser — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:30:26 +0000

Most people on here write funny things, post funny pictures, try to be unique in their bio’s. But to be unique you don’t need to do that stuff. You just should be you.
I’m Shannon. I’m a senior this year and although I don’t know what college I’m going to attend when I leave this place, I know that where ever I go I’m going to be an accomplished writer and am going to do great things.

I may not always know what I’m doing but I’ll try to make things better. And when I make a mistake, because face it, we all do, I promise I’ll ask for your help. I can’t do this alone, but if you’ll take a chance on me, we can do great things together.

May Yang – Contributing Writer

adviser — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:26:31 +0000

May Yang is a Junior at Como Park High School. She enjoys writing and is excited about her first year in Journalism. May is a very artistic person and has a passion for acting. She is in the process of getting her driver’s licence and you’ll soon see her rolling in her green car. In her spare time, May likes to go fishing, volunteer, and procrastinate. She likes to cut her hair a lot, but right now she is growing it out for the winter.

Eve Marina Lang – Editor, Writer, Photographer, Advertising Executive

adviser — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:51:20 +0000

Eve “Marina” Lang is often known affectionately by the pet name bunny or bunny rabbit, especially when referring to her as a young, domesticated rabbit. More recently, the term kit has been used to refer to one of her baby rabbits. Marina’s group of young rabbits is referred to as her kindle. When she and the group of these little rabbits are together causing a raucous in parts of Northern Canada, they are often referred to as a fluffle.

Alec Braun – Editor

adviser — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:48:19 +0000

Alec Braun is quite the exquisite fellow. He is a senior here and can’t wait for this awesome year to end. He loves long walks on beaches and the idea of dancing in the rain. But he never goes through with these ideas for he lives in his basement and fears light. Even if he’s living down there during the day at night he becomes bison man, where he roams the dark and frees moths from evil bat creatures that eat them…His Xbox live account is poopface73 doo.

Jennifer Burts – Contributing Writer

adviser — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:22:32 +0000

Jennifer Burts a sophomore at Como Park High School, home of the Cougars! This is her first year on the Como Crier staff, and she loves journalism. She loves watching the school and exploring new things about it everyday. She plans to take this to her senior year and make it a lot fun.

Niko Ybarra – Contributing Writer

adviser — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:32:51 +0000

Niko Ybarra is a Junior at Como Park. This is his first year on the Como Crier staff. His hobbies include basketball, writing biographies, and making sandwiches. Niko flaunts a fabulous Caesar haircut and has eyes that resemble those of the beloved Disney character, Bambi. He is looking forward to the many journalistic masterpieces that will be written.

Rev. Parker Hoffman – Supreme Writer and Editor

adviser — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:47:23 +0000

So once upon a time this one doo named Parker E. G. Hoffman was born. It was in a not so far away land named Saint Paul in the year of 1992. During the course of the next ten years he lived in a van down by the river and roamed the streets at night looking through people’s windows to watch TV. Then in the midst of his travels he found this one place called “high school” he could go for free lunch and started to like it. But unfortunately the lunches turned inedible and he left school and went back on the road again to look for greater truth and real food. His cholesterol levels are as follows: HDL Cholesterol 52 mg/dL, Triglycerides 58 mg/dL, LDL-Cholesterol 83 mg/dL, and CHOL/HDLC Ratio 2.8